That's It Happened Again!!
That's It Happened Again!!
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I swear this is occurring to me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a bad joke. Honestly, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.
- Maybe I should change my habits
- Surely this is a dream
- I deserve a break
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was flying in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were pointing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
Did You See That?!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and randomly a herd of chickens came out over a building. They were hopping all over the place, and cars were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
Is This Really Happening?!
It all started with a peculiar event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw fell open in utteramazement.
I couldn't comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a cruel joke.
Maybe I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
I Can't Even!
Folks won't believe that just occurred. Seriously, I think I'm going to faint! Everything was just totally absurd.
- It's unreal
- Seriously though
- I'm going to have to write this down
I gotta go! You won't believewhat happens next!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I attempt to understanding it, but it's like speaking read more aforeign language. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Should I ask someone else for help?